Missed Call

Dear XYZ,
Two days back I got your missed call @ 11PM. I did not bother to call you back, as I was enjoying my sleep.
I wonder why you give missed calls. Arre yaar!! we both have same service provider. We both have subscribed for the plan of calls from XXX - XXX network is free. Yet you give me missed call. Dont you think it unfair? I just dont understand why people give missed calls. How much it costs when we both have the same service provider and we both are in the same place? All it would cost you to speak to me for few mins is some Ten rupees. Cant you shell out few rupees to talk to me...? Kyaa yaar!!!
According some survey done by Aircel company, We, Indians top the list of giving missed calls... :)) Here are some piece of conversations for you...:
1. "Hi dear, I will give you a missed call once I reach home"
2. "Just give me a missed call before you leaving for the party"
3. "I want to discuss with you something. Will give a missed call this afternoon. Call me back"
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& the list goes on....

Arre itni kanjoosi math ho yaar, plzzz..
Hope you give less no. of missed calls henceforth....